OMG....You will never guess who called me last nyt....NO WAY!!

People from my past crawling back one by one in2 my life....mmmmmmm....woooow!!..
1st the houseboy......now this guy!!!

So I was chilling in my bed last nyt enjoying my 'me time' as usual and all of a sudden my phone rings. It was an international number from a country I once lived in. So I pick up and I'm like 'hello'...the caller says 'hello this is *inserts name*...I immediately went in2 shock mood....I was like 'which *inserts name* is this'?.. and by then I already recognized the voice.
As if by default I hung up..........
My phone rang again....
Me: hello
Caller: Hello its *inserts name*..
Me: oh network issues...sorry
Caller: no problem..
Me: woooooooooooooooooow....watsup? been a while! How r u? How did u get my number?
He went on to explain that he collected it from a mutual friend of ours who he ran into. We exchanged the hellos and did a lil catching up. Well all in all he said that he was coming 2 Naija and thot we shud hook up since he will be in my town for a while. So I'm like 'ooooooookkkkkkkk'! *side eye*...so totally weird!!
Its been like wat? 7yrs or so? And dis nigga just calls like we last saw yesterday....OMG!!

I'm still in shock you know cos I decided 2 bring this guys's matter here wen I started this blog and he JUST decided 2 call out of the blues...just like dat? *screams*. Now who wud have thot?

I doubt I'll hook up like he says wen he comes 2 naija....I don't know...I'll keep it open....hold up now....hold up....no way in hell am I going 2 have 'anything' to do with a dumbass that disvirgined me without knowing....Oh Hell Noooo!!

I think I'm going to ask him the 'almighty question'.....if he is aware that he disvirgined me or not..... I just feel like I need closure on that issue...lmao...I don't want to be assuming jooor...I'll just point blank drop the question on him..thats if I have the liver...lol

I'll let u guys know how it all goes down sha...

Till my next post....

The Houseboy

I just ran in2 a guy I met about a couple of years ago or so and I just had 2 share his story with u guys.

Story story...storyyyyyyyyyyy....

So I was at Slot that year 2 get my phone repaired (can I mention how Slot charges crazy prices 2 repair phones which will most likely scatter the next day and when you take it back they request for more money.....bloody thieves!) 

Anywayszzzz, this guy who I noticed kept staring at me decided 2 finally approach me on my way out.

Just by the look of him, I could tell he was some kind of a Gym fanatic...he had rock-hard biceps, thick superman-neck...lol and I could tell some 6 pacs were hidden somewhere underneath his shirt...he was dark skinned and abt my height or a few inches shorter. I was really impressed and all. He asked 4 my number and begged 2 call me the next day after work.

After work the next day he called and asked to take me out for a drink and I said ok. He said he wud pick me up at a certain spot and described the car he was in...a black Range Rover....in my mind I'm like okkkkk.....nice 'bod', cool and a nice ride 2 go with it...not bad at all! (1st time we met I didn't see him in any ride cos I had to leave before him). 

So I get 2 the spot...saw the ride as described and made my way 2 the passenger's side only 2 see this guy on the passenger seat with another macho hunky guy seated in the driver's seat. I just jejely retreated 2 the back seat. Did I mention how I hate when a guy brings a Tag-Along (TA) on a 1st date? Grrrhhhhh...so annoying!! Not just any TA but one that owns the ride used 4 the date! It means that the TA can decide 2 leave with his ride at anytime during the date and my date and I will have to trek or jump bike or bus, keke or he might just have to give me a piggy back ride when its time 2 leave..*smh*.

I wasn't impressed one bit....but I took a deep breath and continued with the date. Now this TA was very good looking and smelt of money. My date was kinda quiet through out the ride and the TA was the talkative one, chatting me up and even flirting. It was really a weird situation 2 say the least. 

TA was the one that decided where we went to for drinks and you could tell he was the nigga 'incharge'.. as in Oga tinz!

We get to the spot and guess wat? My mumu of a date ran off to adjust our table in such a way that it wud suit us while the TA stood aside playing with his Iphone... my date then pulled out TA's chair for him to sit, handed him the menu when the waiter brought it and let TA decide what we were having. The guy didn't even pull my chair out for me to sit......can u imagine??? Even a dummy would know by now that my date was a HOUSEBOY! 

This was totally new to me cos normally, I always date the BOSS not the houseboy....I'm used to the house boys tagging along and attending to all my needs while the Boss pampers me and all.....but in this situation, I felt like the 'Gateman's wife'....chai!!....my life! *smh*

As if the embarrassment wasn't enough, when the drinks arrived my date sharpily stood up to open drinks, he didn't even open mine 1st, he picked up TA's and opened it and to my greatest surprise proceeded to pour out TA's beer for him into a glass cup b4 handing it over to him.....OMG!! *shiverrrrrsssss*

I just sat in amazement and looked on........ 

Through out this date TA would send my date 2 the car or 2 get the waiter or some random errand like dat....I even started thinking that maybe my date brought me as a prize token for TA bcos TA was trying 2 have a full blown conversation with me while my date quietly sat back...buhahaahhahaha...I can't deal.........lmao.........seriously???

Well I endured it cos hell I needed the free drinks and a bit of relaxation after a long day at work.... know-amin??

So that date ended there and then.......phewww....

Fast forward to 2day, I was about to enter a shop I normally buy Philippine series from and a guy in a ride was hollering at me, I turned and he pointed for me to please come...not wanting to be rude cos ppl were everywhere....I made my way to the ride cos I thought it might be one of my relatives or friends and the only way I wud really see the face in the car was if I go closer cos I'm short sighted and all. Did I mention that the person hollering at me was in d back seat? Ok .......*not OgaTinz kinda back seat ooo*......

I approach the car and it was my former mumu date from way back when.....I pretended like I didn't know him and said hi...after much hesitation he said he would call me after they pack the car assuming I still remembered him from way back. I said ok and quickly switched off my fone and disappeared. No way!

Ladies and gentlemen...the front seats of the car were occupied by none other than Mr TA himself and a babe........ with my former date at the back seat like a timid child...TYPICAL!!!!

I'm sure he had to plead and beg TA before he even stopped the ride 2 holler at me in the first place.....lmao...as in ehhhhhhh!!

A houseboy that hasn't upgraded in almost 2years got no potentials in my book I'm afraid!!

CAN NOT DEAL!!!!

P.s- this was supposed to be part of my awkward dates posts but I guess it skipped my mind!

Till my next post........

My 1st 'interview' experience......''The Americana''

I actually saw this one advertised in the 1st copy of the Guardian newspaper i'v ever bought in my entire life some weeks ago (I'm not a newspaper kinda girl)... It said something in the line of ''Customer service/Telemarkers wanted...to earn a starting salary of 90k per month. No experience required as training will be provided...come with a copy of your CV and the address was stated with a telephone number''...(a begger really has no choice abi?)...
Now the Company name wasn't stated on the advert so I really had nothing to google...so I called one of the numbers attached and a lady picked up. I asked for the company name and she hesitated before saying I should just come in the next day between 10-12pm...I requested the company's name again and she mumbled something I didn't hear. I sha didn't want to persist and just made up my mind to go see what it was all about since I have previous Customer Service and telemarketing job experiences from my part time jobs selling Double glazing in the University.

I picked out a nice top and skirt, polished my shoes, adjusted my CV to suit the position requested and reminded myself of the roles required for the position.

I woke up bright and early the next day and off I went, all the while crossing my fingers and hoping it wasn't a waste of my time.

Their office space was in some kind of Plaza outlet but everything seemed Ok on entering their allocation. I met about 6 other people seated and waiting for the same interview....I eyed my competitors and thought they gat nada on me babey! Nothing!

I signed in and seated 2 wait my turn. As I sat, I immediately caught sight of fresh thighs in front of me...they were that of the receptionist. This babe wore a gadamnnn mini skirt with some razz top and heels....I was embarrassed for her...obviously this company had no policy regarding appearance if this sight is supposed to represent a 1st impression for the company. Not only was her skirt way high above her knees but the make up and hair was story for another day...in my invisible rating score board I marked the company 4/10 based off of 1st impression.

Anywayzzzz, it came my turn and I was shown in to a lady wearing about 16 bundles on full wavy human hair...must be a competition up in this joint mehn!!

So I immediately started selling my self as per person wey get plenty experience and needs no interview but an acceptance letter sharpily.....*slow down Realness...slowwww dowwnnnn now!

The lady with the fizzy hair explained that they are a Telemarketing company and blah blah blah....So basically...this job wasn't actually a job...it was a training programme!! The company actually trains you to become a telemarker with a course that runs for 2 weeks after which you get a certificate and a 100% job guarantee in companies such as MTN, Glo...telecom companies sha..*yimu*

She kept on emphasizing on the fact that the company brings in 'American' expertraites to do the training and the 'Americans' will teach you how to speak with an American accent...buhahahahaa. chai! I immediately burst out laughing..I cudnt hold it in yoooo..she had a look like 'what is this bitch laughing at'? I calmed my self down and asked why a Nigerian company would want ppl with American accent manning their phones...how will an average Nigerian understand what da bloody hell I'm saying in a 'American accent'? If they wanted to teach an accent or something...it shud probably be 'pidgin English or Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa' so that the common Nigerian will easily understand...lmaooooo. Of cos she had no answer for me...like seriously? Was the 'American' this and that supposed to impress me? Was that their selling point?....ignorance!!!

The lady then turns her laptop for me to read through more info on the company.....in my mind I was like, what is it I have to read that you haven't told me already ehhhhh?...mmmmm...So I'm reading and reading and seeing numbers of trainees they've had and their success stories and what not...it was actually right up my alley...just 2weeks training and a job...bingo!

So I scroll down to the final page and BAM!!...the 'catch'...

See ehhh...I know there was no way in hell getting a job could be this easy...I was already settling my mind that patapata it wud be a marketing job..in which I'll just say 'thank you' and walk away....I will make a terrible Marketer...I lack the patience for such and I can't imagine kissing filthy asses just 2 meet a target...hell, I can't even convince myself to do a lot of things not 2 talk of someone else...so marketing was really a no no for me...no sir! I digress....

So the last page had a fee ladies and gentlemen...N73,000 for 2 weeks training plus a certificate worth another N10,000 in order to be '100% guaranteed a job'...lol

She must have noticed my expression which she must have been used to seeing by now on faces reacting to that 'last page'...so she quickly added that for today alone I'm only required to pay N43,000 as a promo that ends today...trained by 'Americans'......uuuhhh laaalaaa!!.....mayb she was expecting me 2 breathe a sigh of relief seeing as she just saved me a whooping 30k and all..lol. 

So that wud be N53,000 (+10k certificate fee) as opposed to the initial 83k....*cue in 'jumping 4 joy' emoji*...yimuest!

Collecting money from an umemployed person instead of offering it.......

What did I decide 2 do next?

Oya wait I'll be back with a reply.....*snooze fest*....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Till my next post.........

My job hunting experience so far....

So since my wicked employers decided it was time I become a worthless sacrifice to Boko Haram, I decided to save my pretty head oooo jare.......patapata I'll use my little savings 2 start hawking pure water, car charger or cleaning wind shields in traffic...

Well i'v fully embarked on my job hunting expidition and thus far i'v registered to job sites for help. 

Let me tell u ehhhh...its a whole different ball game when someone who has been in employment for years suddenly isn't anymore. It took me a couple of days to recuperate. 

1st...waking up in the mornings and staying home for days and days is driving me bonkers. Feels like the twitching and convulsion will soon set in and all....gooooshhhh!!.

So iv been buying Tuesday Guardian newspaper and sourcing out jobs suitable for me. There are the ones that will ask for you to send your qualifications and blah blah to a certain number for an instant job....*rolling my eyes*

Of cos I now know better than I did since I started job hunting. About 70% of jobs i'v applied for happen to send me texts within 24hours inviting me to come for a briefing or training at so and so location the next day...some will even go as far as congratulating me on my immediate job offer and excellent salary package..*as per President's daughter that I am...getting special treatment tinz*........*yimu*

Infact let me copy and paste samples of texts I get...........

**You have been shortlisted for a post of UNIT MANAGER in MPG Resources @ 161, Ikorodu Rd, Onipanu B/Stop Opposite Eco Bank on Fri. 06/02/15 by 9AM. CAREER 0131** 

**M.G.Resources invites you for an Aptitude test/briefing@ 161,Ikorodu rd,Onipanu B/stop.Beside Lanre Shittu Motors,FRI,20/02/15 by 9am,08033033399**

**U ARE INVITED FOR AN INTERVIEW & JOB BRIEFING EXERCISE WITH OUR MGT TEAM DG CONCEPT ON 16/2/15@39 UNITY ROAD OFF MOBOLAJI BANK ANTHONY WAY, IKEJA, LAGOS. 9:00AM**

**You are invited for an interview with MRC on Wed. 11/2/15, by 2pm at 2nd floor, 343 Agege Motor Road, Challenge B/Stop Mushin Lagos. Adm:UN003C/HR:08185117920 **

Being a novice in job hunting in Naija, I screamed for joy the first time I got one of these texts (the 1st one I pasted)...infact I started announcing that I had an interview to attend the next day for a post of Unit Manager...as in I was feeling like the chosen one....imagine applying one time and getting interview the next day..*pops collar....big girlz tinzzz...holla*

So being that nobody had ever heard of the company that sent me the text and I needed directions to the location of my million dollar job, I decided to call the phone number attached to the text for directions and all..

A guy picked the call sounding like I woke him from his slumber. I told him I got a text from this number and needed to know the kind of company it was as I have filled a lot of applications, some I cant even remember. The guy hesitated and told me to just be there tomorrow as long as I got the text. I persisted but he kept dodging the question, so I hung up. All my excitement just fizzled out and something told me things weren't adding up...reputable companies wudnt send you these kind of text messages in the 1st place...so I decided to try my bestie 4 life 'google'. I searched the mentioned company and voila! All I saw was Scam Scam Scam!!! I clicked on the one associated with Nairaland and got all the answers I was looking for. There was already a thread going on where novices like me pasted the exact same text and asked if it was real and just like that all my hope was lost...as a confam cry baby that I am, I took a couple of minutes to shed tears...oh how embarrasing......the thread on Nairaland confirmed such texts were scams. There was even a text that required I bring N1000 along to the briefing. 

I'm really grateful for the internet and my darling google. Infact immediately I get an email or text for and interview now i'm straight onto google to check out the company and its authenticity before I dare make a move..

So my brothers and sisters ehhhhh...its really an eye opener for me in this job hunting phase. I'm still learning.

P.s- In order not 2 make this post a novel, I'll just break down my job hunting experiences ranging from the interviews iv attended so far and the Alhajis from connections i made from my previous  job asking 2 pay money in2 my account to come for a visit and discuss my job issue...buhahahahahahahhah...I can't deal yoooo...

P.p.s- incase you are wondering how I got my previous job without hunting...let's just say it was practically dropped on my lap.......this time OYO is my case.

 Till my next post...

Guess what!!

Been years I know! lol

A lot... and I mean a loooooooottttt has happened within this past week...mmmmm......

Where do I start?.....and NO neither Dan nor Ken took me to the North Pole to propose with the biggest rock ever liveth....No...none of that happened me mates....wud have been nice thou but no...didn't happen. Sorry 2 disappoint you guys o jare!

So the monitoring spirits and 'bad belles' from my village are finally making progress...chai! They have almost succeeded ooooooo. They have probably discovered a high ranking Native Doctor somewhere, provided him with one of my panties on request which he then sniffed before dipping in a clay pot full of juju herbs and spiders amidst chants....and guess what?....it luckily worked!!...chai...I am finished ooooooo!!

Story story storyyyyyyyyyy....

So I went to work the other day and I got a letter!!....Hold Up..wait a minute....NOT a love letter seeing as Valentines day is right around the corner....nope!

My sisters and Brothers I got a TRANSFER LETTER...

You are probably wondering by now why I'm acting all these drama seeing that I'm a single babe with no kids to take care of or a husband's chest to rub...so what's the big deal in being transferred sef?..at least you will enjoy your freedom abi? Well if those were your line of thoughts then you are thinking very well my dear BUT there is more. Now if I was transferred to Calabar or where else is far sef?...mmmm..*thinking* Benue state?...well u sha catch my drift...if it was somewhere like those places, I'll probably get ready in 5mins and zoom off to the airport with a spring in my step...oh yessss!

But I was transferred to the NORTH....yeh you read that right. I'm not talking abt Kano or some other safe zones (is Kano even safe sef?) but I was transfered to the heart of Boko Haram. One of the main states that has been and still is under attack...*rolling eyes*...oya tell me this is not the work of my enemies? *smh* It just has to be...there is an invisible hand in all this...chai! Or wait...did I offend any Oga at the top? But then again it can't be that bcos majority of us were affected....

See ehhhhh...I don't have skills in dodging bombs ooooo....I don't!

On this note I leave you to digest this info abeg...its not fair jor!

Till my next post...

Get yours, don't you dare touch mine!

You know when you are out and you order something 2 eat and the guy you are with says he doesn't want anything 2 eat. Then when your yummy meal arrives, he has the guts 2 dip his bloody fingers in2 your food.......oh hell noooooooooooooo!!

This also applies 2 ladies as well ofcos.

Why say you are not hungry but want to share mine when it arrives? That's just fucking annoying....arrrgggghhhhhhh!! 

See ehhh....I have no problem sharing food or none of that....but why pretend like you don't eat or that you are watching what you eat or you don't have enuff money 2 pay for 2 plates of food but go ahead to shorten my ration? *rolling eyes* 

Me I don't have shame in that department. If a guy or anyone I'm out with says he/she doesn't want food when I'm ordering, I normally turn to them and ask 'are u really sure you don't want anything'?...when the answer is 'No' and the waiter leaves I look them straight in the eyes with a mean mug and tell dem that they better not touch my food and it isn't a joke...then I keep the stare for abt 5secs longer b4 turning away! Badass!! 

Most times the other person calls back the waiter and places an order for fear of what I might do..lol...or they simply try hard 2 ignore my food wen it comes. For those that think the warning is all a joke and still go ahead to dig in...I simply move my plate closer to my self and form a shield. Wateva mehnnnn....call it stingy or wateva......na you sabi!!

Get yours...leave mine the hell alone!!

Till my next post...

Parents that take their kids to 'Joints' a.k.a 'Beer parlours'

A lot of changes are happening in my life right now and they are not so good news but I can't talk abt them now.. that's why I don't really blog in 'real time' so that monitoring spirits will not fish me out...lol..I'm going to blog abt these happenings but I'll just give it a space of weeks or months lol..iv already thought it out...

Anywayzzzzzz...dats by the way..

Story story storrrrrryyyyyyy....

So I was out the other night with the same guy dat took me 2 the strip club, this guy obviously loves going to places where girls shake their 'bum bum'...well it was a joint with the obvious very loud music, scantily dressed girls, alcohol, chops, smokers everywhere and a live band with 3 girls in crop-tops and extremely tight leggings gyrating to the music. Lets just say it was an ADULT scene..
We were well into it for about an hour when a couple walked in with their kid who looked abt 2years old. Did I mention that it was some minutes to 10pm? Yep...u heard right!

The couple with their kid took a seat very close to the gyrating 'bum bums' and mega speakers....but dats not even d issue here....ladies and gentlemen the issue here is that this couple felt it was appropriate to bring their child to such a place, shudnt dis baby be fast asleep at that time? Arnt kids supposed to be in bed by 7pm? Na wa oooooo! You might say, a 2yrs old isn't aware of happenings around him but besides d 'bum bums', what abt the smoke inhalation or the eardrum bursting music?...ehen you see?
Iv seen this happen a number of times in this country when I go out at night to very private ADULT hangouts! I try to find reasons for this but I just can't. Sometimes I see older kids within the ages of 7-14 come with their parents...such kids are obviously aware of their surroundings, hearing nasty music and seeing vibrating bumbums isn't just appropriate. Yeh they might already see such on TV and on the internet when their parents arnt there but I feel its wrong when parents intentionally take their kids to places were alcohol and cigarette, weed or wateva smoking is flying around..no no no...smh

Kids entertainment I believe should be done before 6pm but if its a late dinner then a restaurant is O.k. There are truck loads of eateries in this country....chai I'm dreaming of Domino's Pizza and Coldstone ice cream...shiverrrssss...I actually ate a whole medium sized extraveganza Pizza and red velvet, vanilla, coconut and oreo topping ice cream combo in a chocolate topped cone some nights ago...goooooosssssshhhhh! I enjoyed it ehhhh!! I just crept in2 my room, triple bolted the door and dug in while undressing! Chai... I enjoyed it ehhhh...it was a free meal and I don't like disappointing ppl by rejecting an offer...I really don't like hurting ppl's feelings so I accepted the free meal, *yimu*....good news is that I'm still trying to lose weight sha...yehhhh 4 me!!...

Sorry I digressed..

Ok, as I was saying.. It irks me to see parents come to 'joints' at night sometimes by 11pm with their kids!! Wat da hell? Lmaoooooo...I just remebered one occasion like dis ehhh, I was hanging out on a weekend around that kind 9pm and a couple sat at the next table....they had a baby who was abt 8months old or so and a housegirl was with them too (I assumed it was their housegirl cos her hair was in low cut, smallish and wearing a housegirl-ish dress attending to d baby's needs)... I laughed so hard wen d housegirl started shaking her body slowly to the music and even singing along in a low voice, it was so funny bcos she kept 'checking herself out' like when a fine babe is making sure she looks fab cos a guy somewhere is checking her out!! Sorry but it was 2 funny....I screamed with laughter..lmao

I still sha don't agree with kids being exposed to loud music, smoking, alcohol, scantily dressed ladies and even guys smooching their babes in public at ungodly hours...that's why its called Adult time. Leave ur babies at home with your housegirls or relatives and don't step out at night if no one is available 2 mind the kids....Its just irresponsible in my book.

Till my next post...

The INSULT!!

Met this babe during NYSC camp and we clicked.. maybe cos of the whole IJGBs (I just got back) stuff..lol... she lived abroad as well.

We became quite close even after we left service.

Fast forward to about a year and a half later, she called me that she was engaged. I had already left the state which we served by then but she still lived there so I didn't know who the guy was since she was dating another guy last I heard.

I was very happy for her and ofcos asked her for all d details. Where they met, how and where he proposed, where he is from, his age, where he worked and what he looked like. She gave me his name and asked me to check him out on facebook. I quickly rushed 2 FB and checked him out. He was ok looking and short compared to the other people in his pics. After checking him out I sent him a friend's request as per my new brother in-law tinz.

My brothers and sisters..some hours later she called me and said she saw the friend's request I sent. I said to who? She said she has her fiance's FB password and she saw my request. Her tone alone sef ehhhhh just shocked me. This babe was practically accusing me of something. I asked what her point was and she said she doesn't want her friends being FB friends with her husband and I shudnt have sent any re

Chai!!quest and that her mother adviced her on such and blah blah blah...as per warning.

Insult!!............... Tufia!

See ehhh.. All d time I had known this girl, I don't believe I had shown signs of boyfriend snatching. For the fact that she believes my sending a Friend's request to her man means something else then our way of thinking was actually on two opposite ends.
Or it cud be that her fiance has shown signs of philandering...I can't tell.

This same babe had actually dated someone that was after me while we were serving, although she didn't meet d guy while he was toasting me, but the guy told her he knew me wen he saw she and i together. Its not even snatching in anyway but that's the closest we've eva got to dating the same guy even thou I didn't date him.

You get my drift?

Wat now warranted dis babe to even think that I wud involve in some FB craziness with her man??..buhahahahahahahaha...I don suffer.
My dear ppl if I describe this her husband ehhhhh...d guy is ok looking but not even anywhere near my spec. First of, he is SHORT...my shoulder height-ish... and he is light skinned (which im not a fan of)...this babe knew my spec down 2 the T so what entered her brain 2 think that a simple friends's request will turn in2 a full blown romance with her husband for that matter...a fucking midget!! Smh

That whole stuff pissed me off ehhhhh..

But guess what...I still bought aso ebi, paid tailor, made my hair, traveled to the East to attend her traditional marriage. I had to put up a front and just go although I had already made up my mind on what to do.

Wen I got back to my town I cancelled that friendship. It felt like nothing, if someone I consider a true friend could think a FB request means snatching her midget then that's not friendship in my opinion....me that I hardly have friends sef.....mstcheww..

She called me to be her maid of honour for her white wedding and expected me to buy dress, hair, flight ticket to & fro, hotel accommodation, feeding and the lot after accusing me....she must have lost her damn mind. I can go all out for someone's event but not when you cease to mean anything to me or worse insult me...gaddammmmmnn!! No way!
I told her I won't be coming cos I won't be in the country then......this was said without any malice whatsoever....good riddance..

All contact has since been lost and I could hardly care less......thats one less stress for me o jare..

Till my next post......

Ken finally came in2 town..

If u don't know who Ken is kindly click here..

Moving on...

I got a call from Ken out of d blues after the 'first 2 call game' he was playing with himself.

He called and told me he was in town and I was like 'OK, enjoy urself'.

He pinged later and repeated it.. maybe thinking I'll be jumping for joy but I didn't reply..he got angry dat I didn't reply and said 'Bye' and I replied with 'Goodnyt'...

Later in d evening he called again and asked me 2 come see him after work and I decided 2 go. If nothing but 2 tell him a piece of my mind and end things. This guy is so full of himself.

Wen I got der, we immediately got in2 a heated argument. I listed out all d rubbish he has done like not caring, not calling, not coming to see me after so long, making excuse 4 me not 2 visit him and the fact dat he is STINGY!!
Did I mention that he smelt so good 2? I have a weakness for guys that smell good...u know dat manly cologne-smell....*inserts inlove smile* I digress....

Well, he tried 2 defend himself on all count but d stingy bit I threw in nearly knocked him out. He denied it and tried 2 recall ever giving me money but failed. I cud tell he felt d pain I felt after I recounted all his sins. Next thing he asked me 2 forward my account number 2 his fone and I did so faster than d speed of light lol. He placed a call 2 his manager and instructed him on wat 2 do.

I'm still sha waiting 4 an alert...

Ken spent d whole time trying 2 come on2 me or is it seduce me? You guys know wat men do naa...mayb he thought it wud lighten my mood..(It did oooo..infact I was even enjoying it sef but trust me I used all my might 2 push him away in pretence..lmao..I gats 2 front na abi??)....anywayzzz, he kept pleading dat he will change and I kept on telling him dat after d 'shege' he showed me, I'm not interested in him again...I threw in a bucket of waterworks 2 emphasize the fact that he hurt me bad. U shud hav seen me crying dat I deserved better than what he had 2 offer...hehehehehe...chai!

He kept saying 'baby girl u are my girlfriend and I promise that things will change, just wait and see'...
Then as if led by the spirit..i threw all caution 2 d wind, looked him str8 in d eye and told him dat I'm done with bullshit...I'm in my late 20s and I want to settle down..fuck it....I want 2 get married!...mmmmm....those words rarely come out from my mouth cos I try 2 hide my desperation most times lol... I needed something 2 either scare him away or make him serious.

He responded by saying he also wants d same thing and I shudnt worry blah blah blah.....

Words mean nothing 2 me.....action does..

Let's just say dis visit really confused me. I don't even know wat I'm doing anymore. Keeping two men and leading dem on..but I also don't have a reason 2 shooo any of dem away. My intention was 2 end all with Ken but he showed a different side of him that got me thinking. He also mentioned that he spoke 2 his mum who adviced him 2 pay more attention 2 me and make me feel special. Wateva!

I'm just going 2 leave things like dis, both Dan and Ken have their good and bad qualities and I will have 2 just go with whoever makes the more serious move...

Let's see how it goes sha...

Till my next post..

My name is Realness and I'm an addict....

They say the 1st step in overcoming an addiction is 2 admit it..but in this case I DO NOT want a cure 4 dis particular addiction.. not bcos I'm deceiving myself but bcos it isn't a do or die.

I am addicted 2 MEAT!

Yes meat!..of any kind except ofcos snake or dog or frogs or any other weird animals.
As long as its beef, mutton, chicken, duck, turkey, pomo, shaki, roundabout, liver, kidney, heart, intestine, pork...u name it I will eat.

If I was presented with a plate of Jollof rice plus 2 pieces of meat vs a plate of 10 pieces of assorted meat...I will choose d later without a blink of an eye.

I also love Sea food..fish, octopus, squid, mussles, d lot!!....anything fleshy and edible..I'm game.
The way I crave meat ehhhhh...sometimes I just fantasize abt it and if I need it and can't have it...the twitching and convulsion starts...lol just kidding.

Sometimes I just boil/grill chicken, plenty of it and keep in d fridge for snacking. I cant really go a day without my meat.
If I'm ordering food at work, there has to be at least 4 pieces of meat and a fish with like N50 rice just for the sake of it.

Since I eat meals very high in protein and less carbs, why den doesn't the weight disappear? *sobs*

My meat addiction is one which I enjoy being addicted 2. Its an acceptable addiction..

Till my next post...