Sunday 4 January 2015

CHEATING

What I'm about 2 say is just like my 'secret Atheism-thing' and wud neva pass my lips. It will forever remain inside me.

I'm well aware dat people cheat. I have never 4 once agreed to d fact dat a person shud get married and henceforth will only have SEX with dat one partner for eva and eva...NO!

I understand it sounds like d right thing 2 do cos of vows and blah blah blah...but let's get real..why wud u want to live years and years without enjoying varieties b4 leaving dis earth?? Oh please!!... Just like I don't believe in judgement day or heaven or earth or wateva...der is no reward for abstinence abeg (neither is der 4 virginity).

I always tell guys dat one of d worst things dey can do 2 me is CHEAT...If my spouse cheats on me, I will RAKE and RAISE HELL. I might even break a Plasma TV, crush his PS, windscreen or move in2 a 5 star hotel 4 a week for added effect (enjoying d buffet ofcos) but all dat na SHOW. On d outside, I want d man 2 believe I won't take such bullshit but cheating wudnt even make my heart skip, NOT ONE BIT!. 

I wudnt walk out of a marriage just becos a guy put his dick in anoda pot ...cmonnnnn! Is it even remotely possible 2 b married 4 say 40yrs and not try other honeypots??..really??.. 

BUT if d 'dick- putting' extends 2 dat of a relative den dat I won't take 4 real but wen its a friend or colleague or whoever den 2 hell with him. This life is 2 short 4 stress abeg. 

The most important thing is dat d guy has a brain and a half 2 always protect himself during these escapades.

Wat will irk me d most is if my partner impregnates a bitch.. Oh hell nooooo.

Just like I said...dis remains with me and SHALL NOT PASS MY LIPS..imagine telling a guy I don't mind if he cheats..I'll just b shooting myself in d leg. So my lips r well sealed...

I'm not saying I will cheat or none but if it so happens dat my partner cudnt control himself and cheating happens den I'll act accordingly....

Till my next post..

4 comments:

  1. Lol ur jes too fckin real fo ma likin but am luvin u all d same

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  2. Hmmm... I beg to disagree on this one o Real. Me, I mind well well; but if he has to (which is very likely) he should make sure I don't find out and he had better wrap up that dick while dicking around

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    1. Oh its perfectly alryt 2 disagree ZinZin and u are so ryt...he beta make real sure I NEVER find out.

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