Wednesday 7 January 2015

My RITUAL-ISTIC experience..

I DO NOT believe in Rituals, Juju, Magic and d lot!

I don't believe that someone will actually kill a virgin or whoever, stick d body in a clay pot or wardrobe..chant a few bullshit and voila!! D body turns in2 money!! Buhahahahahahhaah...chai!! Chai!!

'Living in Bondage' ehh..I hail thee. If u r a Nigerian and havnt watched the movie 'Living in Bondage' den u r slacking my darling. For non Nigerians, 'Living in bondage' is one of the 1st Nigerian movies abt d evil of man...its was about a struggling guy who re-connected with an old rich friend and dis friend introduced him 2 d source of his riches..Rituals!!. The struggling guy 'Andy' was asked 2 sacrifice his pretty wife 'Merit' in exchange 4 wealth. Andy being d airhead dat he was chose 2 sacrifice his wife, got rich and d nightmares began. Things went downhill from der on...
Anywayzzzzz...
I used 2 b so scared of dat movie ehhhh.. D rituals part and wen Merit his dead wife appeared as a ghost 2 taunt him...I had nightmares!

Well.. As a grown ass woman now, nothing can convince me dat some magic or juju can turn a human in2 money..no way!!

I don't believe in Juju and magic.. Dey r just things of d mind. One of d popular ones is wen u pick or touch something on d ground and u automatically turn in2 a yam or goat! Lmao..na real wa..lol. The one abt ppl dat can command rain..hahahahahahah... Abegi..*rme* story 4 d gods!
Der are stories of housegirls turning in2 Pythons, appearing and disappearing or the ones that come from d underworld (Dyesebel Mermaid Tinz) lolzzzzzz...
Wat abt d almighty 'Spirit husband'....ppl dat believe all dis crap neva seem 2 amaze me. IGNORANCE!!
Magic is just a well calculated trick! Shikena!

I had a ritualistic experience once that freaked d hell out of me..Let's just say it shook my bones...Shiverrrrrrrrrrssssssss!!

Story story stooorrrryyyyyy................

 During my service year I met a lot of guys besides Emeka, there was dis Politician. We became friends, hung out now and then. I'm talking abt an older guy dat was obviously looking 4 young blood.
One day he asked 2 come pick me up around 7pm so I can accompany him 2 check up on his construction site which was abt 2 hrs drive or so away. As a bored Copper dat I was, I jumped at d road trip offer.
We drove and drove and drove..drove and drove some more..His driver was actually driving..abt an hour later we turned off d express road into an untarred patch..at dis point I was so enjoying d trip..fully AC'd car and things 2 munch in d car...I was more dan relaxed.

Abt 20 mins later we turned off d untarred road into d BUSH... It was abt 9pm by now and everywr was pitch black. I immediately shook off my enjoyment mood and sat d hell up. I looked at dis Politician guy beside me and asked why we have to use a bush 2 d site and dis maga said 'are u afraid? Do u think I want to use u to do rituals??''...see question...oh SHIT!! I almost threw up..my heart practically stopped. Tears started flowing and I started saying 2 myself 'so dis is how I will end ehhhh'?? Just like dis?? Y didn't I just sit at home and wallow in my boredom oooo..who send me ooooo....is it by force 2 follow man?. I even went as far as 2 swear dat if I'm spared dis night, I will neva say hi 2 a human with balls again and I will go 2 church everyday and remain thankful. The guy saw d pannic in me and laughed dat evil buhahahahahha-laughter....dis guy was taunting me and I cried harder. As we made a turn..guess wat I saw next...deep inside d bush der was a well lit wooden house, a group of men sat on benches inside and each wore a red and white robe and things like candles were lit all around...Shitttttt!! Coincidence?? I almost fainted...next thing I knew as if by default, I reached for my door handle while d car was still in motion and pulled d door open while dat stupid man was still laughing at me...the driver immediately turned back wen he heard d door open and stepped on his brake...I made to dive out of dat nonsense AC'd car..at least if I roll off I can quickly regain my strength and run as fast as my body can carry me in2 d bush and far away...
Wen d driver actually stopped, I thought d guys in d wooden house will immediately run out with ropes 2 tie me up and put me up 4 sacrifice courtesy The Politicain...so dis guy wants 2 use me as sacrifice 2 gain power for his political ambitions?...I AM FINISHED!!

As I was making 2 dive head first out d car, d Politician held me back and I fought him off with all my might..I became a Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon. The driver cudnt believe wat was going on and kept asking me 2 calm down. Politician guy pulled me back in, shot the door and off we continued on our journey....
I was visibly trembling and wailing without shame, my eyes were blood shot. Dis was a near death experience for me....just d panic alone cud have taken my breath away...mmmmmmmm.....

Politician was amazed at my action and stopped laughing.. D man cudn't believe I thought he wanted to use me 4 Rituals..he became so angry and wen we reached d construction site, he told everyone der wat happened and dey laughed so hard...imagine these unsympathetic Pigs....mschewwwwww!

 Long story short...I cut all contact with Politician b4 joke go turn real one day..not on my behalf abeg!! Wat rubbish!!

P.S- but wat were those guys really doing in d bush in d middle of d night wearing a red and white uniform. There was no TV or bottles, dats assuming it was a Beer Palor. It was more like a meeting....shivverrrrssssss...

Dat experience still scares me...
I still dont believe in rituals thou...............

Till my next post.................

4 comments:

  1. Hmmm scary shii..
    Thank God for your life dear, but I believe in witches nd rituals oo. They're real like you lol

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  2. nawa ooo... rituals, spiritual husbands and all are real sha...

    The people in d bush are ritualists too. God just saved your life that day...

    you cracked me up here..... "maga said 'are u afraid? Do u think I want to use u to do rituals??"

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    1. lol...i believe people practice rituals out of sheer ignorance and what they see on T.V but that doesn't mean that wen they kill someone and put candles all around the person will just turn to money......habaaaa.... i fail to believe that till i witness it.

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