Thats one of d most ignorant questions evaaaaa urrrggggghhhh!! So annoying! *screams*
Y do some ppl just assume single ladies (especially) collect salary, take 10% of it 2 a beer parlour..devour a plate of nkwobi or isi ewu (goat head deliciousness) or catfish peppersoup and wash it down with 10 bottles of Heineken, Star, Gulder, Orijin or Smirnoff ice. Then there's d imaginary 'shopping spree', movies, 5 course meals or buffet at Eko hotel or Four Points, trips 2 Dubai or Barbados, infact money squandering. Then the remaining 90% just sits pretty in d bank, yielding interest *Yimu 2 infinity* infact *speak 2 d hands*...
See eeeehhh, I complained 2 a baga days ago about my poor salary and how I'm suffering and all dat and dis thing of a man opened his mouth 2 tell me I have no responsibilities so it wudnt affect me much...in his words ' u don't pay rent and some of u ladies r catered for anyway' I took it he meant 'Sugar Daddy' Can u imagine d nerve of dis guy?? *shaking my head*
'OH hell noooooo' was my reply in my head. In reality, I actually told him 2 hold up while I prove him wrong.... check out the following...
Even if I'm not caring for kids..y wud I sef wen I'll have an able bodied husband..its his job 2 provide 4 d kids and me ofcos mstchewwwww! Anyway..younger ones r just like kids, their demands na anoda tory.....
So I hope I have beenn able 2 convince u and not confuse u that single 'ladies' have as much responsibility 'money-wise' as d married ones.
Thank u.
Till my next post.....................................
Y do some ppl just assume single ladies (especially) collect salary, take 10% of it 2 a beer parlour..devour a plate of nkwobi or isi ewu (goat head deliciousness) or catfish peppersoup and wash it down with 10 bottles of Heineken, Star, Gulder, Orijin or Smirnoff ice. Then there's d imaginary 'shopping spree', movies, 5 course meals or buffet at Eko hotel or Four Points, trips 2 Dubai or Barbados, infact money squandering. Then the remaining 90% just sits pretty in d bank, yielding interest *Yimu 2 infinity* infact *speak 2 d hands*...
See eeeehhh, I complained 2 a baga days ago about my poor salary and how I'm suffering and all dat and dis thing of a man opened his mouth 2 tell me I have no responsibilities so it wudnt affect me much...in his words ' u don't pay rent and some of u ladies r catered for anyway' I took it he meant 'Sugar Daddy' Can u imagine d nerve of dis guy?? *shaking my head*
'OH hell noooooo' was my reply in my head. In reality, I actually told him 2 hold up while I prove him wrong.... check out the following...
- 1st of..a big chunk of my salary goes in2 transportation..
- Feeding
- Fuel
- Stocking up d house.. things like toiletries and replenishing food ingredients and beverages dig deep into my money.
- Getting my hair done..let's not 4get human hair expenses..
- Manicure... Pedicure
- Medical expenses
- Money 4 my favourite crippled guy on my way back from work. Very intelligent begger, always asks me 'madam how work'? I dey feel dat guy abeg
- Buying an outfit or 2
- Underwear
- Footwear
- Cosmetics
- Younger ones extorting money from me.
- Unplanned expenses like mending shoe or clothes, phone repair or new phone, being forced 2 patronize sum1 selling something outrageously priced in d office, office sellers can like 2 tripple prices sha na wa!..
- Aso ebi
- Spraying money at weddings
- Out of work transportation
- Cooking gas
- Recharge cards
- Pizza,
- Ice cream
- Chicken Republic wings and crunchy chicken oh sooooooo yummyyy in my tummyyy chai!
- Sweet sensation dessert chocolate cake
- Shawarma... once in a while ooooo
- Small chops
- Suya
- Akara/potato/yam combo
- Etc.
Even if I'm not caring for kids..y wud I sef wen I'll have an able bodied husband..its his job 2 provide 4 d kids and me ofcos mstchewwwww! Anyway..younger ones r just like kids, their demands na anoda tory.....
So I hope I have beenn able 2 convince u and not confuse u that single 'ladies' have as much responsibility 'money-wise' as d married ones.
Thank u.
Till my next post.....................................
Nd u say ur salary is poor jeez
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... Babe you have plenty money o
ReplyDeletelol Anon and Esther, I don't hav money ooooo. Those r just a list of my general responsibilities dat proves dat I actually do something with my salary (d guy implied dat I do nothing with it). I don't necessarily do all dat every month sha.
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