Saturday 27 December 2014

PLAN C

How did we meet??..
Ok, I entered a shop and he was in d same shop. After I left, he inquired abt me thru d shop owner (an elderly woman) who knew my family. He sent d shop owner 2 approach me 2 let me know of his intentions... I agreed 2 speak 2 him and dats how he asked we meet up somewr d next day.
The next day, we went 2 an eatery and talked. He sounded responsible enuff and just like I usually do, I started fitting him in2 my wedding plans..imagine!! Smh 4 me....honestly, wen I meet a prospective husband, I imagine wat our wedding wud look like, how d sex wud b and wat d kids wud look like.. Den he dropped d bombshell..oh whyyyy!! Plan C has a child, a baby boy! I cud have looked beyond dat but abeg, d way our society sees d 1st son as king.. Wat wud den b my role if I'm not d mother of d 1st son? 2 much naija movies eeehhhh!!

Anyway, Plan C lived abroad and his baby mama is from 1 of d African countries or so. Immediately I heard dis piece of information I started erasing his face from my wedding plans and I started asking 2 go home. Wat was d point wasting my precious time, afterall I was done eating d free food. Plan C actually approached me for marriage. He was ready 2 get married and seeing as he was 'coke' and I'fanta' and dat I was of a generous size, he thot we wud fit.. Bleeeehhhh... He called me for more dates but I refused and den he noticed I wasn't interested and stopped calling..

Fast forward couple of years later and I get a call with a guy saying he saw my number on his fone and he wasn't sure who it was. I told him my name and he reminded me who he was. After d call, he sent a text asking if I'm still single and dat he was still interested. He had relocated 2 naija now but lives in anoda state. He wud text 2 tell me he wanted 2 fly down 2 my state so we cud see and I wud say ok..no b just 2 talk and eat free food again? B my guest.

So on Xmas day, wen I said I wud text him, I sent d usual xmas message. D following conversation ensued....
Plan C: Same dear wish u all the best,will like to see u am in town!

Me: when?

Plan C: Depends on you am in my hotel wanted us to spend some time if u r game!

Me: I'll contact u wen eva I'm free.

Plan C: *inserts name of hotel* but r u ok with what i said,wanted us to be together?

Me: I don't understand. Call me.

Plan C: Cant talk now am with some people i mean i wanted u to sleep over,u should understand wht i mean will takecare of you!

Me: Ok, u r looking 4 a woman 2 keep u company 4 ur stay in town. Don't worry, around 7'O clock if u go past *A Street, *Royal hotel side, u will c plenty prostitutes standing on d road. Pick 1 or 2 and enjoy urself. I don't do such. Merry Xmas.

Plan C: THAT IS NOT WHT I MEAN REALLY WANT US TO SEE AND TALK,THOUGHT U WERE FREE TO STAY BCK NOT ABT SEX.

Me: U didn't say u wanted 2 talk. U said u wanted me 2 come and sleep over and u will take care of me. Dats d kind of thing u say 2 a prostitute. Its very disrespectful.

Plan C: Pls am very sorry!

No more reply from me since den..
Can u imagine d nerve!! Dis Plan C will sure b a thing of d past...Nonsense!!

Till my next post.....

13 comments:

  1. How i hate wen guys come into town and feel u are available 4 dia beck and call, so annoying!!

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  2. Seconded,Karen mami. Like one dosen't have important things doing.
    And the way he put it, implied sex o.
    * side eyes *

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  3. Seconded,Karen mami. Like one dosen't have important things doing.
    And the way he put it, implied sex o.
    * side eyes *

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  4. Finally plan C boi ave i bin waitin. Fest if u continue lik dis u mite end up not marrying i belive everyone deserves a chance child or no child.as fo d hotel dude dats was d height of disrespect.

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    1. I cud marry sum1 with a female but I just feel a male child means no security for me or my kids watsoever! I might b wrong sha. Na naija movies dey cause am.lol

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    2. Nau ur bein sexist a child is a child weda male female all am sayin is dat shudnt be a hindrance

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    3. Noooo its not sexism oo. Iv seen a lot of instances where a man passd away and his inheritance was tossed solely to his 1st son from his 1st wife. D woman who is a second wife was left empty handed with her kids. My thoughts always go to financial security.

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  5. Good riddance to bad rubbish! Such nerves! Some men though. See him tryna save face after being discovered! LoL

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    1. Yeh, he was trying 2 do 'reverse' but d damage was already done.

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